When my step-son Wesley was just four years old, he and his mother were watching a baseball game one evening at the local Shawnigan Lake ball field. Even though there were no toilets in the area, little Wes asked his mom to please take him somewhere to go pee.  His mother was an old farm gal and so she decided to walk Wesley to the bush to go behind a tree.  While he and his mother were doing their business, the little tyke looks over at his mom squatting beside him and says: "Mom, it's too bad God didn't give you a penis - but at least he gave you a bum".  We all still laugh over that one.

Wesley had once asked his mother where people go when they die.  She was brought up a Catholic and so easily replied that they go to heaven.  A few weeks later, little Wesley was driving in the car with his mother along the Shawnigan Lake road.  She was in no rush as her car slowly approached a deserted Catholic cemetary.  Wesley had never seen a cemetary before....and so he asked his Mom from the back seat,  "What is that place there Mom?"   And his mother politely replied, "Oh, that is a cemetary, and  that's where people go when they die."   To which Wesley quickly shouted back, "Ya mean that's heaven!"   

Now that response from the little guy was hilarious.  Life with Wes was never dull.